Wills, Kate and George
"He's got her looks, thankfully."
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theoddmentemporium:

Among the bordellos of Victorian Paris, Le Chabanais was the most exquisite, and the most lavish. Over the years this ‘maison de tolerance’ — the word ‘brothel’ was considered too tawdry — saw visitors as illustrious as Humphrey Bogart, Mae West and Cary Grant.
But in the 1880s, one of its principal clients was the future King Edward VII, then known to everyone as ‘Bertie’, the playboy Prince of Wales.
Each of the establishment’s 30 rooms had its own theme, such as Moorish, Louis XIV and ancient Roman — but Bertie’s favourite was the Hindu room.
For there lived an extraordinary contraption, a testament to the Prince’s insatiable lust and to his immense corpulence. Known romantically as a ‘siege d’amour’, or love-seat, this chair allowed the distinctly unathletic Bertie to have his way with two women simultaneously, all with the minimum of effort.

Dude, when you’re so out-of-shape you need a special chair to have sex it’s time to start working out. 



LOL LOL “Bertie” is George VI. Edward VIII is “David”

vintage-royalty:

theoddmentemporium:

Among the bordellos of Victorian Paris, Le Chabanais was the most exquisite, and the most lavish. Over the years this ‘maison de tolerance’ — the word ‘brothel’ was considered too tawdry — saw visitors as illustrious as Humphrey Bogart, Mae West and Cary Grant.

But in the 1880s, one of its principal clients was the future King Edward VII, then known to everyone as ‘Bertie’, the playboy Prince of Wales.

Each of the establishment’s 30 rooms had its own theme, such as Moorish, Louis XIV and ancient Roman — but Bertie’s favourite was the Hindu room.

For there lived an extraordinary contraption, a testament to the Prince’s insatiable lust and to his immense corpulence. Known romantically as a ‘siege d’amour’, or love-seat, this chair allowed the distinctly unathletic Bertie to have his way with two women simultaneously, all with the minimum of effort.

Dude, when you’re so out-of-shape you need a special chair to have sex it’s time to start working out.

LOL LOL “Bertie” is George VI. Edward VIII is “David”245 notes · #british royal family
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    This is the siege d’amour (love seat) referenced in Chapter 8 of my FF story What I’m Gonna Miss. I think I finally...
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    …I don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed that I figured out how this chair works within three seconds of looking at...
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    it looks like the women would be seated on the top and underneath while “Bertie” was on his knees giving oral to the one...
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    Yeah I’m curious too. This looks like effort…
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    That is a classy sex chair.
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    How?
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